February 2012
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why do so many fat asian people go clubbing in sacramento
Anonymous asked: do you like fishsticks?
Watch
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
born this way poster and all
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Anonymous asked: do you believe in a god?
cough syrup by young the giant is my new favorite song
Anonymous asked: this morning i was watching porn during breakfast and i got really nauseous and threw up on my pussy
Anonymous asked: what type of music are you into? do you like/listen to drake jcole etc?
kailluo:
i hate jay fluent more than the germans hate the nazis
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm in a relationship
attractive boy: hi you're ugly
Childish Gambino - Heartbeat
I COLLECT SO MUCH DROOL WHILE I’M WHITENING MY TEETH
If there’s one store I would never feel guilty for stealing from it’s urban outfitters
jehovahswetness:
TITANIC 3D her hand is going to come right at me when she smacks the car window
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boy: ow i stubbed my toe
girl: child birth periods cramps sexual harassment boobs high heels
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scunted:
my sister just described this skrillex song as the sound of a photocopier being broken
“Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?”
– Sigmund Freud
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Reblog if you are looking forward to starting puberty
me: I should go shower now
: (five minutes later)
: (another five minutes later)
: (yet another five minutes later)
: (more five minute intervals)
: someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
oh my GOD I’m so fucking retarded I just poured the bottom crumbs of a bag of pretzel crisps in my mouth thinking that it would be the good shit that you get when you finish a bag of cheetohs or something but NOPE I filled my mouth with salt and I almost threw up oh god
When girls have a crush on a guy
dewong:
lovexjaslyn:
Normal girls: Talk to him, and get to know him.
Me: stares at a distance
darlene
Anonymous asked: hi! whose some of your favorite blogs? (:
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Watchlindsaylohanthony:
i NEED TO VENT ABOUT THIS KOREAN KID WHO LOVES ME OK
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1612th:
The Real World: Rack City